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A SILLY CONVERSATION BETWEN ME AND  READ AT YOUR OWN RISK!!!WARNING!!!MAJOR OOCNESS INVOLVED!!!!SERIOUSLY,IF YOU WANT TO BE MINDFAWKED READ IT XD!   just as planned  eggs!! no comment... hehe I got a banana and two eggs what the hell is wrong with them?now I'm gonna put the banana in your @ss and I'm gonna fry the eggs XD! like hell!! da fuq? I pretend that I didn't hear that… always use a condom! Like   geez why that face shinigami?I didn't mean that you know... then why said it in the first place??you gave me an uneeded mental image... oh ulqui-kun you will give the wrong impression you know... you from all people should know that this isn't true...heh,not after last night...  oh ulqui-kun,don't say such things you embarass me! oh stop it you ichigo! what's now goin' on? nothin'? I like what I seeGin:  oh god why? Aizen-sama i didn't know you were such a pervert... I-it's not what you think!!...gross.... omg what do we have here...? I agree with Ulquiorra-san! oh yes! and no one sees my recording all that sh*t... gonna stalking everyone on the ceiling~ what a nice hobby!Grimmjow get down from the ceiling this instant!!hehe don't be embarassed Aizen-sama,everyone has secret hobbies!*stalks the woman* hmmm yes...I like to paint my nails purple...GET ME OUT OF HERE~!! okay! this way Ichigo!   *leaves*  and I know which one you have Ulqui~what do you mean pink haired freak?speak clearly! nope!: f*cking troll! I said speak before I cero your ass 8th espada! how about..no? Ulqui-kun don´t be angry would you be quiet?! Grimmjow shut up...you are giving me headache... that's it...last chance szayel!*aims cero at you* and don't worry onna,this won't take long....And grimmjow don't speak to the onna that way,or I will kill you! hehe aizen-sama here are some pills for the headache... umm...see ya! *runs off like a coward* where did you get these Gin? swag!N-NO!I SWEAR!I got them from szayel!!try then aizen-sama*snicker* I wouln't reccomend it aizen-sama... I would!^^ *takes them* ... what the...? *falls asleep* Gin? what did you give him?  he just gave him my sleeping pills instead of the ones who cure headache*sigh* szayel you and your weird experiments... heheee serves the bastard right! omg lol how can you say that for aizen-sama deeerp??tousen...what the hell happened to you...? *snicker* problem with that? *bitch mode activated* yes...because I am BATMAN! stop sayin' that you're batman goddamnit! I can say anything I want...and besides that,I am the one who has an icon with the cero *shoots Tousen* you piece of dog-poop! that was my kill!always last kitten~ ASAFSDGDS i will kill you!!girls girls stop fighting~ .........what did you say...?DEEEERP! goddamnit Tousen...why didn't my Cero work? *takes the pills Gin gave to Aizen and throws them in Tousen's open mouth* I kill Grimmjow if this doesn't work... WHAT?! WHY?! because you're a pussy....cat good thing it's not me~I am not a pussycat you freakin' batman!!at least i can fly.DEEEERP!!still not dead?DEEEERP???what is happening...?heheee it's the pills~*POOFF*         yo mama! what.the.f...luff? well it seems that Tousen's hair grew a lot! no sh!t sherlock well Grimmjow asked for it... I WANTED A GOOD ANSWER! you got one! but not a F*CKING OBVIOUS ONE! you didn't say that.. okay anyway...what do we do with Afro-Tousen?Imma rappa yo sucka!(i will rap,you sucker XD!) uh...seriously does he have brain damage or something?how the hell should I know??it's szayel's fault!Nobody said I tested the pills~....now what...?Wtf is going on here?and what's with this haircut tousen?YO MOTHAFACKA!...what?? um...d-don't take it personal Aizen-sama! Tousen's doing drugs! now try to explain this smart@ss! this is going to be interesting~ okay um...as you fell asleep we wanted to do that with Tousen too because...because we wanted to cure his loss of IQ as you can see... ...I see... so if they did that with Aizen,they thought that he was stupid before... what?! that's your explanation?! well Aizen is not that stupid to understand it...I think you should also do an IQ check Grimmjow what did you say?! and you should also check your ears! Ulquiorra is right..go do that Grimmjow...and Szayel,go cut Tousen's hair...don't touch my hair you mo'fo.The hell is wrong with him??He looks so retarded! hmmm....I think I will leave now.... so anyone here got scissors? you can use my scythe.but that way you are going to cut his head.szayel don't worry about that and go run some tests on grimmjow's head...and his eyes too.WHAT?? as you wish~<3 you are NOT going to do this Szayel… well, you heard Aizen~ I WON'T DO THIS! aaand there goes the anger…you also need a therapy Grimmjow… THAT'S IT! YOU'RE GOING TO-- don't ya say bad words in Aizen's presents,Grimmjow~ *duct-tapes Grimmjow's mouth* There ya go Szayel~ this is going to be so much fun~STAY THE HELL AWAY FROM ME YOU PINK-HAIRED DRAG QUEEN!! Come here kitten~I won't hurt you~okay maybe I will slice you up and place your insides on the table,but nothing major<3 NO.WAY.IN.HELL!!!!! don't kill him szayel,just...modify him.LIKE HELL I WOULD LET YOU DO THAT!!!!MY RANK IS HIGHER BITCH!and once you do it,remove his vocal chords too...THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU PEOPLE??WE SHOULD BE CUTTING TOUSENS HAIR,NOT TRYING TO KILL ME!hmmm where are my scissors now~  ALL the insides on the table! even Nnoitra is with me~ don't you think the wrong way 8th espada! o-okay… can he read minds?! I wished I could read minds…that was just pure luck okay I guess not… WHY DON'T YOU DO SOMETHING ABOUT THIS AIZEN?! because it's not my business…duh good luck I found my scissors~ *cuts Grimmjow's hair* Not my hair you fool! soft kitty,warm kitty~Stop calling me kitty!!My ressurection is a panther you goddamned flying mammal! .... what did you just call me? goddamned flying mammal!That's it,I will shave your head.Gin give me the scissors! DON'T YOU DARE....come here kitty kitty...oh and ulquiorra,cut another part of his body too.I need to study kittens violent behavior~ARE YOU ALL OUT OF YOUR MIND???okay now,all of you, stop this foolishness....now to see what to do with tousen... here you go~ *gives Ulquiorra his scissors* oh please no! thank you Gin~ uhm...where the f*ck is Tousen now? yo ! and dat's y I has to leave! *somewhere in Las Noches* oh Tousen~  why are these scissors bloody...?well,I cut some others peoples hair <3and some ears I suppose...? well about four or five^^you are crazy...so what are you going to do with tousen?well,instead of risking cutting his head down,I will go to my lab and make an antidote... I have a whole collection of ears~ nothing's good when Gin's expression is like this okay I'll be back in a few minutes…take care of Tousen~ we will… hey guys,do you like the nightgown i found in the drawers? cover yourself woman! I like it!dont even think about it... bring it on batman! I warn you one last time...grimmjow behave...aghhh fine!you dont like my nightgown ulquiorra?uh... I like it but... weeeell~?:.... ? ....uuuuh I think we all should go to bed....it is getting late. doesn't it?(*derp*)  hmmm...Ulquiorra is right...go to your chambers... good~ and if everyone sleeps I can practise my beautiful dancing again   I need to get my pills before heading to bed...I am getting old...here you go,I made a new kind of pills *snicker*..... I had enough of your weird pills!*mumbles*bitch that hurt...Aizen-sama,why are you standing on the ceiling?because I like the view and the floor is dirty.we should get someone to clean it then. Inoue-san!we came to save you!even though ichigo went somewhere,but it doesnt matter!and wtf are you wearing?!?! good one grandpa! don't you dare call me granpa again!  that shovel... : you quincy there! clean Las Noches! what?! you tell me to clean your mess of a house but imprison Orihime here?! yes. and she likes it here. and if you don't do it now... I swear to Aizen I will kill you with the cruelest way of all...WTF I am not your servant hollow!You will do as I say quincy! Guys,gys,stop fighting and look at my fabolous dance~ AGH!!MY EYES!!THEY BURN!!This...didn't happen!I really want to crush my eyes right now and turn them to dust.charlotte,stop this instant!!!but Aizen-samaaaaa aren't I fabolous?? Charlotte....let's have an epic dance battle! YOU CAN'T STOP ME! that's even worse than the other guy... what have they been drinking? here you go Ishida~ *gives Ishida a mop a bucket filled with water and soap* thanks for cleaning~ oh.dear.god.no... *shruggs as he is watching Charlotta and Ulqui dance*bring it on batboy!~I think I will throw up.*tries to find the mop* thanks to these 2 idiots,I am blind now.I think I had been mindfawked enough for today...I drugged everyone's tea~wait,mine too??yes Aizen-sama.and what are the effects?? well..."exotic" dancing... why do you do this?! it's not so bad aizen-sama~  yes~that's how you do it! oh dear god...my virgin eyes!  Exotic dancing?you call THIS dancing??I can dance better!!!   *not impressed*I'm sorry Aizen-sama but...you suck...what?How dare you!!these drugs are amazing~ I'm sexier in this form~not to mention shirtless.Oh my gawd that's so HOT!!Excuse me? I soooo wanna touch your fluffiness~! WYGAISHAYITDASUFUW???The hell...you gay or somethin? Oh Grimmy, don't be so mean we're just having some fun~! I am not yours Szayel.Ohhh yes, you see, I've had all kinds of animals for my test subjects~But I've never tried bats <3You're mah batman~ that's...that's ANIMAL ABUSE!!! and...by the way Aizen-sama...that wasn't even a dance-move of yours... how dare you-- get me out of here! tchch~ have fun with the doctor no~ come to me <3 are all turning gay at the moment? NOT AS FOR ME! I was talking to the "real" guys...not to the kitten here... you're all going to die.... Do I classify as I real guy?Uhhh certainly not!!bwahaha ever hear of "real men wear pink?"then why are you dressed in white grimmjow?GTFO tailor Quincy. Bitch please,at least I can sew my underwear if I rip it~mmm I would love to see you without the underwear<3...*backs away from szayel* Le hurrr be careful guys,Szayel is horny!~You bet I am~what has the world come into.... well..at least it explains why Szayel's pet is so weird... don't be so rude to Mr. Fluffy! He has feelings too! Mr. Fluffy? what an absolutely glorious name indeed  you guys really think so??  If I am completely honest,no. Aizen-sama,why are you so mean??Maybe its because the nickname suck?I will deal with you later sexy~back off bitch!tell me you want me~that is kind of akward...does anyone want to see my kitty? OH GOD NO!I....meant this kitty ...oh. does anyone want a piece of my cake? depends on it's flavor... Grimmjow-chan you annoy me badly...take these pills! I AM NOT GOING TO TAKE ANYMORE PILLS OF YOURS! ofcourse you want no I don't-POOF  if anyone dares to laugh...I swear I'll kill you... so...cute I guess you just have really bad luck kitty~ now back to us two~ if anyone is going to ask it's chocolate cake with homemade vanilla icing oh god...Ichigo I hate to say this but your cooking is worse than Orihime's. you think my cooking sucks Ishida-kun?e-eh??I-I didn't mean that!One more word Quincy,and I will make sure there won't be anyone else of your kind left alive.O-okay!what are you gonna do about me?? great now we have afro Tousen and Grimmjow nyan cat,any more problems? Hurrrr haloz dere Ichigo,how are ya?da fuck happened to you??O_Odat tay de pink haired chick over dere gave me iz sooooo goodz hurr~I'm not a chick but I know how to make tea~oh god no! could anyone stop this nonsense? hay itz gettin' hot in here isn't it? should I strip for you? hell NO! Hey! you forgot about me! I didn't know here was a party! who said that? me,you cat cake! daaamn~ all those chicks around here~ szayel,what are you thinking? nothin'... why? because you got that...'gaze' on your faceszayel you spiked my tea too??yes aizen-sama~...I wonder what Aizen will turn into heheheh~shut up kitty!ugh-Aizen-sama are you ok?   BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!How dare you laugh at Aizen-sama!He evolved into a gorgeous butterfly!BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHA!!!YEAH GORGEOUS PFFFT! XD! Hay! I know! letz catch tha butterfly! anyone got a bug net? Ulqui~ ya don't look very well...somethin' wrong? actually I feel kinda dizzy... GoodPOOF   Me is hungry...   yes! eat him! eat him!*om nom noms Butterfly-Aizen*the fuck did you do szayel?like I said,spiked everyone's tea~he doesn't taste that good.*spits Aizen*  you ok Ulquiorra?you look so fluffy!hehehehe buttfluff XDcero oscuras!WHAT DID YOU DO THAT FOR??you are annoying. *hugs Ulquiorra* fluffy!!you spiked her tea too?ayup~ oh please onna! Don't turn into something weird!  how do you like me boys?      just...why? you...you look lika a... .... ..goddess?   Hey Ulquiorra,maybe you should kiss your lil princess to break the curse~STFU Grimmjowcake.I am not a freaking cake!!!Oh right my bad,you are a pop tart>_>okay in Orihime's case,first you need to *** and then *** from the side,also dont forget to *** the *** so she can turn to normal~ .........nah joking,you just need the antidote I have here~gimme the antidote szayel! But first,you gotta do something for me~: and that something is...? oh~ you know what I want~ like hell I would...rather I kill you right now but if you kill me you will never know where the other antidotes are~ for the love of god,do it! but...but- ... alright Szayel...let's do it! could you open this ketchup bottle for me please  ? THAT'S it?!Hm?were you expecting something else shinigami?Fuck off pinkie!you seem kind of dissapointed~..........*backs away*Oh god at least I didn't have to kiss him. ... hm?what is it aizen-sama?........................  IIIIIIIK!INSECT!*swats Aizen* what are you doing you dumb woman,that's Aizen-sama! and I had him in my mouth~ *opens the ketchup bottle* here you go Szayel...now gimme the antidote...and don't you dare giving me a false one don't worry,I got anything I wanted~ *hands over the antidote* take this,Loly! but I just- .... I better watch my mouth when I say something to Barragan next time... everything is going to be fine  I LIED!*runs away* .........................well at least got the antidote for the woman.*forces it down to her throat* XDHuh?wha-?what happened?OMG WHAT IS THIS BITCH DOING HERE,I WILL-Cero oscuras! better.w-wow,scary. thank god woman you are back to normal! I still don´t get why Ulqui-kun is so worried... *flies over to Loly´s dead body* *activates Mosquito-mode*  I never knew that Butterflaizen drinks blood... I have no words for this... yu just has some! ... wtf is wrong with the people in Hueco mundo...?Nothing it is just szayel's fault!so you want to tell me that you guys are not fucked up in the head?!!.............yeah he is right we are.speak for yourself pancake.I am way too inteligent for your tiny brain to comprehend. AND FLUFFY!!Yes and fluffy-wait what?No that's not what I mean-Fluffy-kun!*glomps Ulquiorra* hmm being fluffy is not that bad after all FUCK!AIZEN TURNED INTO A BLOOD THIRSTY MONSTER,EVERYONE RUN!!!(STILL ONGOING) |
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